 منتدى ماجده  أضف للمفضلة
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منتدى اللغات تعليم اللغة الإنجليزية والفرنسية |
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26 -03 -2009, 04:47 PM
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•°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
Stupid Questions & Smart Answers  WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday" Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon" Pupil : "The moon" Teacher : "Why" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it" Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested" Pupil : "A teacher" Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black" Customer : "What other colors do you have Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot " Sam : "It's a family tradition" Teacher : "What do you mean" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher" Teacher : "What about your mother" Sam : "She's a woman" Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated" Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing" Student : "Brotherly love" Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook" Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died" Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time" Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him " One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand" BOY : May I hold your hand GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me BOY : You love me GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring BOY : Sure, what's your phone number GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever BOY : Don't you ever want to improve BOY : I love you and I could die for you GIRL : How soon BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth MAN : You remind me of the sea WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting MAN : NO, because you make me sick hope u all like it,,, with ma best wishes,,, 
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27 -03 -2009, 12:45 AM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
LOooOOOooOOl
I really enjoyed reading them Waiting 4 ur next topic
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27 -03 -2009, 01:17 AM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
well ,,thx dear it's an honour 2 me gonna put it soon
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27 -03 -2009, 01:18 AM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
well ,,thx dear it's an honour 2 me gonna put it soon thx for your passin'...
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28 -03 -2009, 12:02 AM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
حسيت نفسي ضايع
بس ماحبيت اطلع بدون ما احكي تشكرات هينار ^_^
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28 -03 -2009, 12:47 AM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
nice ones realy
its very funny & clever thx henar 4 ur good topic
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28 -03 -2009, 09:32 PM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
لوووووووول تسلم مخنن عفوا
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28 -03 -2009, 09:34 PM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
thx lazeeza 4 your passin' with ma best wishes
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30 -03 -2009, 12:43 AM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
Nice topic my dear
Best wishes for you
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30 -03 -2009, 03:42 PM
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رد: •°•¦¦StUpID QuEsTIoNS & sMaRT aNsWErSღ¦¦•°•
thx lo2lo2a 4 your passin'
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