منتدى ماجده أضف للمفضلة
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كلمة مرور المنتدى
كلمة مرور مكتوب
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منتدى اللغات تعليم اللغة الإنجليزية والفرنسية |
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Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose if you tell me the time Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time Young Man: Quite possible Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address Young Man: Quite possible Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it Young Man: Possible Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter Young Man: Smiles Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you Young Man: Smiles Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage Young Man: Smiles Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission Young Man: Oh Yes ! and smiles Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch !!! i hope you all like it see u all
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thank u soooooooooozy
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Welcoooooooooooooooooooooooooooome roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosty al3saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!! ![]()
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thnx soso
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Welcoooooooooooooooome Bobty
& Thanks alot sis ![]()
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شكرا لكي أختي الكريمة بارك الله فيكي
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اهلاً بمرورك دودو ..
شرفتي
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come down old man
thanx suzana
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thanks alot rosty for your visit,,,
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Thanks
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very nice topic suzana
thanks alot
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Thanks for your passing..
you are welcome ![]()
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