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منتدى اللغات تعليم اللغة الإنجليزية والفرنسية |
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: Hard Disk Woman She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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loooooooool
its funny virus woman (sad truth) thank u
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thank you so much
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You are so much welcom
Red Rose90
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وين الردود !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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ilikeded the(windowes moman)the-most--because
in-spite of the fact that she cant do any thing right,yet she manage-some how- to gather every one around her
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your welcome,,its been my pleasure=really
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