Hard to figure out and never have enough memory
Men are like..... Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest
Men are like..... Bike helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise
they just LOOK SILLY
Men are like..... Snowstorms
You never know when he's coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long he will last
Men are like..... Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong
Men are like..... Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them
Men are like..... Blenders
You need one, but you're not quite sure why
Men are like..... Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like..... Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table
Best wishes